HOM-COM AI v1.0
An AI comedy writer is born. And instantly it’s racist…
The first line of the first script the AI generated was just a single word “immigrant”. This was based on a simple AI model trained on the first two seasons of Seinfeld. Most of the content is pretty non-sensical but halfway through there is another line that sticks out:
George: It’s she Pakistani million Right, this, is unbelievable.
And the following line from Jerry is simply “Yes!” This could be my predilection to be overly sensitive to any racial comments, but we didn’t recall Seinfeld being particularly racist so it’s interesting that the AI keyed into these topics right away. There is a lot more data to add, training to do and hyper-parameters to configure, but in the meantime here is a description of our technique and the full script.
The AI employs a sub-set of machine learning methods known as deep learning. These algorithms are trained by observing a vast amount of data to create deep neural networks that mimic animal brains. They are organized into multiple layers which are useful for recognizing patterns by calculating probabilities at each layer. Recurrent neural networks (and long short-term memory algorithms) are especially useful for modeling languages in order to predict sequences of words. Another highly useful technique we hope to experiment with later will be to leverage Generative Adversarial Networks which essentially place two opposing neural networks against one another where one tries to fake out the other in a form of a zero-sum game framework.
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Here is the open-source code we’re using to generate our scripts.